doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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