my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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