I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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