he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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