I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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