You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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