Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize