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My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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