Pappa wants mamma naked
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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