whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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