Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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