he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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