At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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