Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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