He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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