Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
