He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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