but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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