Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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