I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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