nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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