girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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