I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
