What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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