belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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