3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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