He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Randomize