He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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