If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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