Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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