Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I have tasted many bathrooms
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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