i just google imaged poop.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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