i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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