i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I look better un-naked...
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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