so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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