Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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