were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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