Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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