she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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