I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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