before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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