What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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