I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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