I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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