quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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