# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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