no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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