oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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