She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
At least make sure they are 18
Why
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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