Whod you bang
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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